Conveniently packaged in blister pack, this badge is a fantastic seller. It is great fun for the hen giving her the power of being a Pecker Inspector. She will be able to ask, “Do you have a license for that gun?”
Straight out of the Dept. of Erections, this cheeky little badge gives the wearer the power to strut up to any man and demand that he leans against the wall and spreads ’em!
The Pecker Inspector Badge works well at the bar, or out on the town, but don’t try to pull cars over to the side of the road or anything. You could get in trouble for that.